Singh Jokes / Recent Jokes

Back when Vietnam was still separated as North and South, the president of South Vietnam then was President Thieun.

As he was getting a lot of unfavorable treatment from his own country's news agencies, he invited Tara Singh, a journalist from Malaysia, to brief him about the setup of Bernama.
After Tara Singh had briefed the president about Bernama, the president was impressed. He declared that it was time for him to set up his own Bernama, to counter all the criticism he has been receiving lately.
Tara Singh politely said, "But Mr. President, the name' Bernama' is already used by Malaysia... maybe if you chose another name."
"Of course, you're right! I shall name it after myself then. It will be known as Thieunama! ! ", said the president.

Tara Singh nearly choked on that! " Ahh, Mr President, that may not be the best name. To the Cantonese speaking people, that name is a four-letter word concerning mothers," said more...

Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K
verification task.
Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data
files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs
and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And more...

An American tourist in Punjab walked into a beautiful deserted forest and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, Santa Singh the gardner appeared from behind the bushes where he was hiding all along and said,' Madam! Swimming not allowed!''
You could have told me that before I took off my clothes!', the American woman scolded him.
Santa Singh replied,' Madam, only swimming not allowed, taking off clothes allowed!

One morning Santa Singh received a letter in the post warning him, "If you do not send Rs. 50, 000 to the above address immediately, we will kidnap your wife and you will never see her again."
Santa Singh sent the following reply,
Dear Sir,
I do not have Rs. 50, 000 but your offer interests me greatly.

One day a jatt was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, "Santa Singh your daughter Preeti just got run over by a car on the road below".

The Jatt was in a panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeti.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta Singh. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Santa singh and banta singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, banta asked, "why don't we get a wire to open it?"

"no, that won't work, ” answered santa. "people will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."

Then banta suggested, "what if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"

"no," said santa, "people will think we're too dumb to use a wire."

"well," sighed banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"