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Yo momma's so skinny, the toothpicks are jealous of her!!!

A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
“Men prefer thin women, ” said the skinny woman.
“Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that? ” said the fat one.
“No, your boyfriend told me that! ”

U r so skinny that UR MOMMA GOT U MISTAKEN AS A DILDO!!!

Your mamas so skinny she could hoolahoop a froot loop.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo Mama is so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss!