Skunk Jokes / Recent Jokes
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.' However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk.' In-stinct,' replied Out.
Got this one from my sister's boyfriend, Cajan accordionist extrordinaire,
after he sold me his banjo:
What's the difference between a runover skunk and a runover banjo player?
The skunk was on its way to a gig.
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? - They’re both empty from the neck up. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? - Change. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? - To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? - From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? - In case she locks the keys in her car. Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? - So she could lip read. Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? - To avoid the draft. What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? - There are skid marks in front of the skunk. What’s the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? - The shopping trolley has a mind of its own. How do you drown a blonde? - Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool. Why did God create blondes? - Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.