Skunk Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!
There once were 2 baby animals: One is a duck and the other a skunk. As they were walking along with their parents, a car came speeding down the road. The baby skunk and duck watched in horror as their parents were run over by the car. Now the 2 babies were orphans. They had to stay together and help each other. Soon enough they were curious and wanted to know what kind of animals they were. They asked each other to describe their looks and tell what they were. The skunk went first and said..."Well, you have fluffy feathers, an orange bill, and you're white so you must be a duck!" The duck was now happy because he knew what type of animal he was. It was the duck's turn to describe the skunk and tell him what he was. The duck said... "Well you're not really black, and you're not really white, and you stink so you must be...(INSERT ETHNIC TERM HERE)!"
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are more...
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There`s a human with a gun, and he`s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ¦."
Roosevelt and Deelya were astonished when Noah selected them to be the ants to represent their species in the ark. After all, they were considered inferior by the other ants in the anthill because of their large odor sensors. In humility they bowed before Noah and said "We is honored to join you in this here boat" although they weren't really sure what a boat was. In fact, just that same day they had heard a couple of termites joking about "Noah's Folly", saying the wood wasn't any good for chewing.
Roosevelt and Deelya were glad they were small, because Noah was really packing the animals in, and things were getting crowded. Just when it seemed there was absolutely no room for anything else, water began to fall from the sky and Noah shut the doors. Soon the ark began to rock, and it floated off into the growing storm, with all hands (several thousand, including itty-bitty flea feet) accounted for.
It was the middle of the night when the ark struck the side more...
A rabbit and a skunk were abandoned at birth. After a couple of days they
run into each other and decide to keep on living with each other. Neither
one has seen an animal of its kind so they were wondering what they were.
So the rabbit says to the skunk "what do I look like?" The skunk
replied, "well, you have a little pink nose, a fluffy tail, and you're
all white. You must be a rabbit then!" said the skunk.
Then the skunk asked the rabbit "what do I look like?" The rabbit
replied, "well, you're not black or white, you're pretty ugly, and you
sure do smell bad." After a few seconds of pondering the rabbit screamed
out "I know what you are." "You're Mexican."
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.