Skunk Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A. Odor in the court.
A married couple is driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. hey stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.
She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks, "What about the smell?"
He says, "Hold its nose."
Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out.
The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in.
One day at dinner time, Out was home, but In was no where to be seen. Mama Skunk sent Out out to bring In in for dinner. Out quickly returned with In and Mama was amazed.
"However did you find In so quickly in all the vast forest?" asked Mama.
"Easy," said Out. "Instinct!"
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
there once was this famliy of ducks and a family of
skunks. they always past each day. one day, both families
got hit by cars, except the baby ones. the duck said to
the skunk,"my mom never told me what i was. do you know?"
"hhhmmm, let me see", said the skunk. "you have a beak,
webbed toes,... you must be a duck." "oh, ok"
"but my mom never told me what i was. do you know?"
" hhhmmmm,.. you're not black, you're not white. you must
be a spic."
Whats black and white but red allover?
A skunk going 90 miles an hour in a blender.