Skunk Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start!
Q. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Q. What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A. A Lobotomy.
Q. How do you save five drowning lawyers?
A. Who cares?
Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers?
A. A waste of cement.
Q. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A1. Shoot him before he hits the water.
A2. Take your foot off his head.
Q. How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Q. What do you do if you run over a Lawyer?
A1. Back over him to make sure.
A2. Make more...
Do You Know what the tom cat said when
he got through making love to the Skunk? It's not that I had enough. It's just that
I've had all I can stand.
There was a mother duck, a mother skunk, a baby duck, and a baby skunk.They all came up on a busy highway.The mothers decided it would be best if they went first.As they were crossing an 18 wheeler came through and made them road-kill.Then the baby duck started crying, so the baby skunk said,"
Whats wrong?"
The duck answered saying "
My momma died and i don't know what I am,"
so the skunk said "
You have feathers, a beak, and you quack, so you must be a duck."
This cheered the duck up but then the skunk started crying."
Whats wrong?"
the duck asked."
My momma died and I don't know what I am,"
said the skunk.So the duck said,"
Well you're black and white and ain't got no momma so you must be one of O.J.'s kids.
There once were 2 baby animals: One is a duck and the other a skunk. As they were walking along with their parents, a car came speeding down the road. The baby skunk and duck watched in horror as their parents were run over by the car.
Now the 2 babies were orphans. They had to stay together and help each other. Soon enough they were curious and wanted to know what kind of animals they were. They asked each other to describe their looks and tell what they were.
The skunk went first and said..."Well, you have fluffy feathers, an orange bill, and you're white so you must be a duck!"
The duck was now happy because he knew what type of animal he was. It was the duck's turn to describe the skunk and tell him what he was.
The duck said... "Well you're not really black, and you're not really white, and you stink so you must be...(INSERT ETHNIC TERM HERE)!"
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks,
"What about the smell?"
He says, "Hold its nose."