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One day, two skunks were walking down the street.One was a momma skunk, and one was a baby skunk. Suddenly, a little baby duck was crying in some bushes. The momma skunk says to the baby duck," why are you crying." The baby duck says," my mommy never told me what I was before she died." The momma skunk said," well, you have flippers, and white fur, you must be a duck. Suddenly, a car passes by and kills the momma skunk. Then the baby skunk starts crying. The baby duck says," why are you crying,". The baby skunk says," my mommy never told me what I was before she died." The baby duck said," well, your black, your white, and you sure do stink, you must be Puertorican.

A Mamma Skunk and a baby Skunk are crossing the road at the same time as a Mamma Duck and a baby duck. The Mamma Skunk and the Mamma Duck get ran over by a car. The baby duck starts crying, baby skunk says to baby duck whats wrong, baby duck says my mom just died and she never told me what i was, baby skunk says you have white feathers a bill and web feet that is easy your a duck. Baby skunk starts to cry, baby duck says to baby skunk whats wrong, baby skunk says to baby duck well my mom died and i dont know what i am, baby duck says well that one is easy you aint all black you aint all white and you smell like shit you must be a mexican

mommy duck and baby duck, mommy skunk and baby skunk where crossing the road. mommy duck and mommy skunk got run over, so baby skunk and baby duck where lost, they didnt know what they where ( no mirrors etc)so they decided to go and seek council from the wize owel. they asked him what are we the owel replied to the duck you are white and have feathers so your a duck. the skunk said what about me! the owel replied well, your black and you stink so you are unmistakably a paki lol

There's a Canadian an American and an Iraqi. Each is challenged to go into and remain in a house for ten minutes. The prize is $10,000 dollars. What they don't know is that there is a skunk in the house!
The Canadian goes in and runs out after five seconds, "It stinks in there!"
The American goes in and last ten seconds.
Then the Iraqi goes in and five seconds later the skunk runs out!

An American, a Canadian and a Paki are stopped by a gorgeous babe.
She says if one of them can stay in the cave with a skunk for 2
minutes, then that person can have sex with her. The American lasts 30 sec.,
the Canadian about 1 min. The Paki goes in, then 2 minutes later,
the skunk comes out!

There was a duckling that was crying near a lake, so an owl flew down to see what was the matter with it. "Why are you crying, duckling," the owl asked.
"My parents walked into the middle of the road and got ran over by a truck, so I don't know who or what I am", said the duckling.
"Well, you're a duckling sitting by a lake, so you must be supposed to swim," said the owl. The duckling was amazed at the wisdom of the old owl, and asked how he could ever repay him. The owl told him to simply repay the same kindness to another creature someday.
Thrilled with his new-found sense of self, the duckling went to the lake to go for a swim, determined to someday repay the favor to another animal.
He arrived at the other side of the pond and saw a crying skunk. "Why are you crying?", asked the duckling.
"My parents walked in the middle of the road and got ran over by a truck, so I don't know who or what I am," said the baby more...