"An American, a Canadian and" joke
An American, a Canadian and a Paki are stopped by a gorgeous babe.
She says if one of them can stay in the cave with a skunk for 2
minutes, then that person can have sex with her. The American lasts 30 sec.,
the Canadian about 1 min. The Paki goes in, then 2 minutes later,
the skunk comes out!
English tourists driving through New Zealand countryside when they spot 4 maori falla's struggling with a huge pole against the woolshed.
Curious they stop, watch and take photo's. Finally one of the tourist's curiosity gets the better of him, so he walks over to them and more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.