"An American, a Canadian and" joke
An American, a Canadian and a Paki are stopped by a gorgeous babe.
She says if one of them can stay in the cave with a skunk for 2
minutes, then that person can have sex with her. The American lasts 30 sec.,
the Canadian about 1 min. The Paki goes in, then 2 minutes later,
the skunk comes out!
I'm hungry:
"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread."
"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!