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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.

How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!

q: why do skunks smell so bad?
a:Cheap cologne

Whats a skunks favourite game in school? Show and smell!

What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69'ing?
OdorEaters!!!

What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69'ing? OdorEaters!!!

Whats a skunks philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!