Smashing Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young boy tied a strong rope around a rock and began dropping it on the windshields of passing vehicles.
After smashing about three windshields, he saw a truck coming down the road. When truck was right below him he let it drop, but the rope wrapped around the exhaust pipe and pulled the boys arm off at the shoulder.
When police arrived, they quickly arrested the truck driver and hauled him off to jail. His charge?...
"Strong arm robbery"

KABINDA, ZAIRE-In a move IBM office are hailing as a major step in the
company's ongoing worldwide telecommunications revolution, M'wana Ndeti,
a member of Zaire's Bantu tribe, used an IBM global uplink network modem
yesterday to crush a nut.
Ndeti, who spent 20 minutes trying to open the nut by hand, easily
cracked it open by smashing it repeatedly with the powerful modem. "I could not
crush the nut by myself," said the 47-year-old Ndeti, who added the savory
nut to a thick, peanut-based soup minutes later. "With IBM's help, I was
able to break it."
Ndeti discovered the nut-breaking, 28.8 V.34 modem yesterday, when IBM was
shooting a commercial in his southwestern Zaire village. During a break in
shooting, which shows African villagers eagerly teleconferencing via
computer with Japanese schoolchildren, Ndeti snuck onto the set and took the
modem, which he believed would serve well as a "smashing" more...