Smoked Jokes

Three old men were sitting on a bench in Florida when a reporter approached them.' I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell us your secret to long life,' the reported asked. The three old men agreed.

The first old man was asked his secret to his long life.' I never drank alcohol, I never smoked tobacco and I have been married to the same woman for fifty years.'' Wow, thats really remarkable!' said the reporter.' And how old are you?' he asked the second man.' I'm 93,' said the man.

The second man was asked the same question on his secret to long life.' I drank on occasion, I smoked, but not often and I dated some.'' And how old are you?' asked the reporter.' I'm 91,' said the old man.

Finally, the reporter approached the third old man and asked his secret to a long life.' I dated every woman that would go out with me, I drank until I passed out and I smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.'' Wow!' said the reporter.' And how more...

Three old men were sitting on a bench in Florida when a reporter approached them. "I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell us your secret to long life," the reported asked. The three old men agreed. The first old man was asked his secret to his long life.

"I never drank alcohol, I never smoked tobacco and I have been married to the same woman for fifty years." "Wow, thats really remarkable!" said the reporter. "And how old are you?" he asked the second man.

"I'm 93," said the man. The second man was asked the same question on his secret to long life. "I drank on occasion, I smoked, but not often and I dated some." "And how old are you?" asked the reporter. "I'm 91," said the old man.

Finally, the reporter approached the third old man and asked his secret to a long life. "I dated every woman that would go out with me, I drank until I passed more...

I smoked pot for a month one night.

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won.
In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.
Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance more...

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires."The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won.In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the more...