Smoking Jokes / Recent Jokes
According to an American Cancer Society report, an increasing number of people are dying of lung cancer in Third World countries due to smoking.
Researchers said smoking in the Third World reduces the average life span by an hour.
I've cured myself of smoking in bed. I bought a water bed and filled it with gasoline.
"I've read so many books about smoking and drinking that I've decided to give it up."
"Smoking or drinking?"
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reading."
The couple was afloat in a canoe when a sudden thunder squall flashed across the lake. "Oh Lord," the young man prayed, "save us and I'll give up smoking and drinking. . . I'll give up betting on the ponies. . . I'll give up-"
Above the noise of the thunder came the girl's earnest plea: "Don't promise to give up everything, George! Paddle!"
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
Once Prem Singh went to England. In the evening he went to attend a party given by Margaret Thatcher in a marvellous house. As he was passing through a gallery of that house, a guard stopped him and fined him with fifty pounds for smoking, as smoking was prohibited there. Prem Singh searched through his pocket but he had only a hundred pound note. So he asked his secretary, "Sharma, you smoke too."
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Astronauts can't belch- there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
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Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
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The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
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The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
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Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
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The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve," which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
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There are over 25 million bubbles waiting to burst out of each bottle of Champagne
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Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
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It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of more...