Snake Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day, a rabbit and a snake were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways when they collided at the intersection. Immediately, they began arguing with each other as to which one was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that because he had been blind since birth he should be given additional leeway, the rabbit declared that he, too, had been blind since birth. Suddenly, they both forgot about the collision and began to commiserate about the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. Since he had never been able to see his reflection in the water, he did not know what he looked like or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit suggested that they feel each other from head to toe, and then attempt to describe what the other was.
The snake agreed and began to wind himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he said, more...

A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in the
woods one day and, as neither of them could see themselves, they
decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the
bunny would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also
know what he was. The snake ran his tongue over the bunny.
"Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose" the snake said "you must
be a bunny."
The bunny then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said,
"Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard... you must be a
lawyer!"

one day the little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her she said ok but don't look up or down.he did when he looked up he said what are those mommy? she said those are my spotlights. he looked down whats that mommy? thats my garden.
the next day he asked his dad if he could get a shower with him he said ok but dont look down.he did whats that he asked thats my snake.
later inthe night the little boy woke up from a bad dream, so he crawled in bed with his parentswhen he lifted up the blankets he screamed hurry up mommy turn on your spotlights there is a snake in your garden!

A little blind rabbit and a little blind snake met each other in the woods one day and, as neither of them could see what species they were so they decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the rabbit would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also know what species he was. The snake ran his tongue over the rabbit.
"Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose," the snake said; "you must be a rabbit."
The rabbit then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said, "Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard... you must be a lawyer!"

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't more...

A little boy about the age of 5 walked in on his mother taking a shower and looked down and asked "Mommy whats that?"
she replied "Thats mommies bush."
5 Mins later he walked in on her getting dressed and looked up and asked "Mommy what are those?"
she replied "Those are mommies headlights."
That night after his father came home from work he walked in on him getting changed and looked down and asked "Daddy whats that?"
he replied "Thats my snake."
That night he went into his parents room because he ahd a bad dream.
" Ok you can sleep with us but what ever you do donot go under the covers.
Not listening later that night he looked under the cover and screamed. "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS THE SNAKE IS GOING INTO YOUR BUSH!"

A snake and a rabbit met each other in the dark.' What do you look like? ', the snake asked.
' I've got long ears, two big hind legs and a fluffy tail'
' Aha' the snake said' then you must be a rabbit'
' Yes, I am. What do you look like?' the rabbit asked.
' I'm bald all over my body and I've got no ears' the snake said.
' Aha' the rabbit said,' then you must be Niki Lauda'