Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I. C.!
Why did it take the blonde longer than the brunette to build a snowman? Because she had to hollow out the head!
10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
8. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
7. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
5. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!
4. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
3. What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
1. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we`ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He`s makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney`s the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer. (all of the other reindeer)
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You`ll go down in listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
You`ll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!