Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

Which takes longer to make, A blond snowman or a regular snowman? A blond one because you have to hollow out the head!

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowman is easier to make,' cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!

Put four large marshmallows in a plastic bag and, on a plain sheet of white paper, draw a snowman. Underneath, write "Frosty told me you were bad this year so all you get is snowman poop!"
Fold the paper twice and, with a paper clip, attach it to the top of the plastic bag. Give it as a present to any of your favorite persons.