Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frost bite

What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?
Frosted Flakes.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do snowmen eat for dinner?
Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How do snowmen travel?
Icecycles!
What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy?
I love you SNOW much!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do snowmen clean their teeth?
Ice Picks!
What do you call a snowman using too much toothpaste?
Frothy the Snowman!

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A. Ribbon hood.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.

Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for more...

How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad.
I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
Alaska!
That's cheating!
What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin.
What did the snowman's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly saunce!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mobile phone?
"We're talking in the air..."
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What does a snowman's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!

What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
What's a snowman's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a "Snow"-bank!
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A: You have to holow out it's head first
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrrrr!

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with
these new takes on old favorites:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You'll go down in Listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid