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What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
The Geologist`s Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz
Come all ye lads and you will hear
About the life that we love dear,
Refrain: With our diddle-air-re-oh, falling rock away, knock it down,
Fall-di-knock-a-rock-away, me laddie-oh!
Geologists all bold and strong,
We are the subject of this song.
We get up with the rising sun
And map until the day is done.
We walk two hundred miles a day,
And study rocks along the way.
We fight our way through brush and trees
And slog through bog up to our knees.
When flies are thick, then we don`t walk,
They carry us from rock to rock.
We swing our hammers with a whack,
Take home an outcrop on our backs.
Nine hundred pounds of rock or more
Is just an average daily score.
If we run out of food to eat
There`s always rock beneath our feet.
There`s nothing quite like granite stew
`Though graptolites are some good, too.
In the evening to more...
What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?' Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!
Sung to the Oscar Mayer song:
His baloney has a first name,
It's "I did not inhale."
His baloney has a second name:
"I wasn't getting tail."
He loves to sling it every day,
The White House people all just say,
That Billy Clinton has a way
Of making bullshit sound OK!
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.