South Carolina Jokes / Recent Jokes

"I just flew in from Buenos Aires boy are my excuses tired"

Police confiscated the man's "little black book" and found inside a long list of names including Rachel, Michelle, and Take The Prize.

Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota had some sharp words regarding fellow Republican Mark Sanford's extramarital affair...even going so far as to compliment Jenny Sanford for not standing by her husband during his press conference confession.
Gov. Pawlenty: "It's a sad and troubling situation with Jenny and Mark Sanford. I know them. I'm proud of Jenny for her strength and her commitment to her family...Frankly, I was glad to see her not standing at the press conference like many have, and kind of charting her own path."
Translated: "So listen Jenny...if y'ever find yourself in need of a little of that T-L-C once the kids are all tucked in for the night, why don't you g'wan ahead and give Big Timmy a call. I could have a'copter waiting for you right now, baby. Just say the word, and you can swing by the Governor's Mansion for a mouthful of Good an' Paw-lenty anytime you want it. Awww, yeah."

A South Carolina woman developed amnesia after having sex. Damn, if only I had that luck.