Speech Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ten year old Tommy's father asked him if he knew about the birds and the bees.
Tommy burst into tears and shrieked, "No, I don't want to know!"
Confused by his reaction, his dad asked him what was wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Tommy sobbed, "When I was six, you gave me the 'there's no Santa' speech. When I turned seven you gave me the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech, and when I got to be eight it was the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. Now that I'm ten, if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, then there's nothing left for me to live for!"

Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.

"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the' there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the' there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the' there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

One day Mulla was invited to a meeting they asked him unexpectedly to make an speech. He did go on the tribune and asked; does any of you people know what I am going to talk about? People look at each others and said, No.
He then said, "than I never make speech for such an ignorance people" and left the meeting. Once he left people put their mind together and decided to invite Mulla for another time to come and make speech for them. At the same time they agreed that if Mulla ask them same question they all would say "yes".
For second time he came to the meeting and asked "does any of you knows what I am going to talk about? They all responded "yes" than he said if you already know then there is no need for my speech and he left.
This time people got realy pist off and they again decided to invite him for speech but this time they agreed to divide themselves and half of them say "Yes" and the other half say "NO" if more...

A Sardarji Was Working As Editor In A Daily Newspaper. Once He Was Traveling To Bombay To Deliver A Speech About Railway Department
Improvements. His Coach Was The Last Coach In The Train. The Train Was Moving Very Fast And So Sardarji's Coach Was Jerking Heavily. This Made
Him Not To Prepare For The Speech.


Annoyed By The Event, Next Day In The Meeting, His First Point
Towards Improvement Of Railway Department Was

""There Should Not Be Last Coach In Any Train.""

According to BBC News, President Obama's speech to school children was deemed a success by many. Millions of children have now joined the Socialist Party.

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".