Srilankan Jokes

Few years ago the Russian foreign minister, the American foreign minister and the Srilankan foreign minister were talking about their background.

The Russian FM said, "We were the first in space and now we are trying an another planet"
American FM said, "We were the first on the moon and now we are trying Mars"
Then the Sriankan minister said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
Then the other two looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you’ll burn up!" said Russian FM. You stupid? Asked American FM.
SriLankan FM replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!!!"

What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka?
A FOB!
What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka who
sneeked?
A REF!
How do you know your SriLankan?
-You Smell of Curey!
- (for guys) wear the same
colourful outfits you bought tring to please all the girls
- You have a Big Afro!
- You don't go to school, just visit hoping you'd get a girl
-(for girls)
- You wear your hair in a big puff
- you put on Fair and Lovely hoping you'd look like a
movie star to impress your Afro Headed Crush!
- You wear red lipstick!
- You wear bright shirts and skirts hoping you'd match and
fit in with the rest of the world!
Lastly
(general)
- Hope to get a good education by marrying someone rich,
robing a bank and killing people cauz your in the KK Kannan Group
or something like that!
Most Srilankan are Losers..... except for the onces in University! hahahhaha
and Respect more...