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One of the most exciting scenes in the new "Star Trek" movie is when the starship Enterprise is hijacked by Somali pirates.

Seventy-eight-year-old Leonard Nimoy appears in the new "Star Trek" movie as an older Spock. Not only does he have the distinctive pointy ears but also lots of pointy ear hairs.

"Gossip Girl" star Taylor Momsen has been hospitalized. The announcement came from a guy who knows a girl who heard from someone who's pretty sure she saw Taylor talking to an ambulance driver.

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.
The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one.
The brunette said, “There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack! ”

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.

Patient: My Daughter Is Crying For Everything Doctor: Dont Worry! She' Ll Become A Teleserial Star

Once Santa heard about five star hotels, so he asked a person "How can there be a hotel in a chocolate"?