Stem Cell Jokes / Recent Jokes

Researchers have used stem cells to help eliminate paralysis in rats.
A perfect marketing move to convince those opposed: now we're not only killing babies, but we're using the dead babies to help create more mobile vermin! (Maybe these newly active rodents can bite and kill MORE babies? Win-win-win!)

British scientists have applied for a patent to create a hybrid embryo of a human and a cow. The embryo would be used for stem cell research before being released to shop for a flat screen TV at Wal-Mart.