Stem Cell Jokes

A biotechnology company has developed a new way of creating stem cells, billing it as a potential solution to a contentious political and ethical debate. Robert Lanza, of Advanced Cell Technology, said the solution was simple, "We are going to continue our research as normal, we're just not going to tell Republican what we we're doing. We're going to tell them we're making freedom cells."

Using stem cell research, scientists have recently found a cure forMuscular Dystrophy in rats. In order to apply the cure to humans,scientists are now trying to figure out how to turn humans into rats.

President Bush again vetoed stem cell research, citing his fear that one of the stem cells could beat him at checkers.

Starbucks has donated 500 million dollars to Stem Cell Research, in hopes of finding a way to install a Starbucks in everyones head. Until that time they will just continue putting one on every block around the world.

A U.S. biotech company has announced it can create stem cells without harming embryos.
Unfortunately, the method involves sweat shops.
Sweat shops full of babies.
Tiny babies.
(They're the only ones with fingers small enough to manipulate the cells as necessary.)


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