"Stem Sells!" joke

A U.S. biotech company has announced it can create stem cells without harming embryos.
Unfortunately, the method involves sweat shops.
Sweat shops full of babies.
Tiny babies.
(They're the only ones with fingers small enough to manipulate the cells as necessary.)


PS Science!

A biotechnology company has developed a new way of creating stem cells, billing it as a potential solution to a contentious political and ethical debate. Robert Lanza, of Advanced Cell Technology, said the solution was simple, "We are going to continue our research as more...

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