Stevie Jokes / Recent Jokes
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round.
When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $100, 000?"
Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.
But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents and says, "OK, it's your money... when do you want to play?"
Stevie replies, "I'll play on any NIGHT you choose!"
> Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a
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Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller, on the Alex
Bennett radio show (KITS, San Francisco, CA):
Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
"Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the
microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers. So Stevie
Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
"'Close to You.' Hit it, boys!"
Oprah Winfrey has been dubbed a “traitor” by some of her female fans for supporting Barack Obama instead of Hillary Clinton.
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In the original post, a reader called austaz68 said..."For the first time in history we actually have a shot at putting a woman in the White House and Oprah backs the black MAN. She’s choosing her race over her gender.”
White women thought Oprah was their "sister", but they found out she's a "sistah" first.
Oprah recently attended a celebrity-studded Obama rally that included pop music legend Stevie Wonder.
OK--why is even Stevie Wonder supporting Obama? I mean, if anyone should be color blind, it's Stevie Wonder.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.
Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one pupil starts drawing on the board, then one by one, other pupils add to it. She thinks, and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some “unusual” picture in mind. So she starts with Jane, who draws on the chalk board. Jane: “This is a house. ” / / / / I I I I I I I I The teacher: “Good, Jane! ” and asks Peter to draw next. Peter: “This is the front door to the house. ” / / / / I I I __ I I I I I I I _ I I The teacher: “Very good, Peter” and calls Mary. Mary: “This is snow on the roof of the house. ” / /UU / / I I I __ I I I I I I I _ I I The teacher: “Very nice, Mary” and calls on Stevie. Stevie: “And this is the sun over the house. ” I/ > O < /I / /UU / / I I I __ I I I I I I I _ I I The teacher said, "Very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the more...