Storm Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait fora snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. Shefollowed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver ofthe truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained thather dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow aplow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parkinglot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."
Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
Don't listen to critics - do what must be done.
Build on high ground.
For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Two heads are better than one.
Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board... but then so were the turtles.
Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
When things get really deep, don't sit there and complain-shovel!
Stay below deck during the storm.
The ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.
If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
Remember that the woodpeckers inside are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
Don't miss the boat. Repeat... Do NOT miss the boat...
No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the horizon.
Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don't listen to critics - do what must be done.Build on high ground.For safety's sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board... but then so were the turtles.Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.When things get really deep, don't sit there and complain-shovel! Stay below deck during the storm.The ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.Remember that the woodpeckers inside are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.Don't miss the boat. Repeat... Do NOT miss the boat...No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the horizon.
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain. "Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain. "Throw out another anchor, sir." answered the student. "And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?" asked the captain. "Throw out another anchor." replied the student. "Hold on," said the Captain. "Where are you getting all your anchors from?" The naval student replied, "From the same place you're getting all of your storms, sir."
What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
More than 600,000 Kentucky homes and businesses have no electricity. And another 100,000 are without power because of the ice storm.
Why is a man like a snow storm?
Because you dont know when he's cumming, How many inches you'll get, or How long it will last.