Conceived Jokes

There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.
The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them."
The second Indian said, "My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall."
The third Indian said, "This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom..."

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.

Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.

He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.

The mother paused and said to her son...
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face." Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?" Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said. Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?" Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied. He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?" We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies. The mother paused and said to her son..."Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
"Why is my sister named "Cornflower"?
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"