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A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived when the first man landed on the moon."
The son continued, "Why is my other sister named CornFlower?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived in a corn field."
"Why is big brother named ThunderingStorm?" he asked.
She replied, "Because he was made during a storm."
The mother asked, "Why are you so curios, TornRubber?"
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield whenwe made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.", She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment thenasked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son...
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.The mother paused and said to her son..."Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"
A Native American boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm," she replied.
"Why is my sister's name Cornflower?" he asked.
"Well, your father and I were in a corn field when we made her," the mother replied.
"And why is my other sister named Moonchild?" he asked.
"We were watching the moonlanding while she was conceived,"
she replied.
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face." Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?" Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said. Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?" Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied. He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?" We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies. The mother paused and said to her son..."Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one
of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."
The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of
them says, "OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?"
"Well, when the child was conceived," says the first women, "I was
on top. So I'm going to have a boy."
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman
says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl."
"OK," says the first one, "how do you know you're going to have a
girl?"
"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I'm going
to have a girl."
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously
getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks down into
horrible sobbing?
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" the first two women ask with concern.
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