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    A pregnant woman is in the bank when it being robbed. A gunfight breaks
    out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the
    hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full
    examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good news and bad
    news for you. You are going to have triplets -- but each baby has a
    bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually
    your children will pass the bullets naturally."
    The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she had all but
    forgotten the incident in the bank.
    One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says,
    "Mom, the strangest thing just happened." The mother interrupts her and
    says, "You passed a bullet, right?" The mother goes on to tell the
    daughter the story.
    A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her
    mother and says, "Mom, the strangest more...

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