Stream Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man and woman were on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse stumbles and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes and says, "That's one."
The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!"
He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a more...

A Confuciousism: Out in the mountains there was this stream, beautiful stream in it was a Trout. As the trout was swimming he saw a little fly, swimming he thought to himself; If only that little fly would fly a half inch lower. I could jump out and get the fly, it'll be something to eat. In the distance there was this bear, a great Grizzly, the grizzly, thinking to himself; the same thing, if only that fly would be a half inch lower, the trout would eat the fly and I could eat the fish, It'll be something to eat. Sitting on a stone there was a hunter, a mighty hunter, who was peering out through his scope at that great grizzly barrel pointing at his head. He then starts thinking if only that stinking fly would fly a half inch lower, the trout would eat the fly the bear would eat the fish and I could shoot the bear, it'll be something to eat. Underneath that stone was a field mouse, a scrawny little field mouse, smelling the hunters sandwich he gets excited, he too thinking the same more...