Striking Jokes

That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful. L'Enclos

Q: How many striking baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All those replacement bulbs are scabs!

That was the dullest party I've ever been to," complained the striking bachelor girl to her roommate. "God, was I bored."
"But you stayed quite a while, didn't you?" asked her roommate. "Yes-but only because I couldn't find my clothes."

A man came across a striking brass rat in an antique store and decided it would look great on his desk. He paid $100 for it but was surprised when the proprietor insisted it was non-returnable. He said, “It’s been returned twice already, and I don’t want to see it again. ”
Leaving the store, the man saw a couple of rats scurrying around the corner; several more were near his car. As he drove, rats appeared from the gutters and side streets until he was nearly overwhelmed. In panic, he threw the brass rat over a bridge railing into a river, and witnessed the army of live rats follow into the depths.

The man hurried back to the store, but the owner cut him short, saying, “Look, I told you there would be no returns. ” The man quickly replied, “ Oh no, that’s fine. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer. ”