Striking Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many striking baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All those replacement bulbs are scabs!

That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful. L'Enclos

That was the dullest party I've ever been to," complained the striking bachelor girl to her roommate. "God, was I bored."
"But you stayed quite a while, didn't you?" asked her roommate. "Yes-but only because I couldn't find my clothes."

A man came across a striking brass rat in an antique store and decided it would look great on his desk. He paid $100 for it but was surprised when the proprietor insisted it was non-returnable. He said, “It’s been returned twice already, and I don’t want to see it again. ”
Leaving the store, the man saw a couple of rats scurrying around the corner; several more were near his car. As he drove, rats appeared from the gutters and side streets until he was nearly overwhelmed. In panic, he threw the brass rat over a bridge railing into a river, and witnessed the army of live rats follow into the depths.

The man hurried back to the store, but the owner cut him short, saying, “Look, I told you there would be no returns. ” The man quickly replied, “ Oh no, that’s fine. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer. ”