Stripper Jokes / Recent Jokes
Dear Diablo Cody, I would like to thank you personally for your movie "Juno." Finally I can justify my V.I.P. lap dances at the many strip clubs across America as an investment and tax write off. I am sure I have invested in a movie or two.
Thanks Ex-ho!
1. Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
2. Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
3. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
4. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
5. It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
6. Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful...magical animal.
7. Marge: Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both, like the late more...
After a visit to preacher T.D. Jakes' City Of Refuge Church, Death Row records founder Marion "Suge" Knight has finally seen the light. "We shouldn't be constantly feeding negative energy to these kids" he said. "You can get rich with the devils money but you can only be happy with God's money".
At a titty bar later that evening, Suge unhappily received lap dances and purged negativity by slipping only devils money between undulating ass- cheeks, while keeping Gods money safely tucked beneath his 9 millimeter.
One day a doctor a lawyer and a bum go into a strip joint. the doctor pulls out a 100$, licks it and slaps it on the stripper then the lawyer (not wanting to be out done) pulls out 200$, licks it, and slaps it on the stripper. The bum pulls out a stolen credit card, swipes it down the strippers ass and takes alll of the money.
Q: Did you hear about the well endowed stripper?
A: When she ran off the stage, she started hear own applause.
3 women went to a male strip club
they had a contest about who would pay the most money to a stripper
a stripper walked over and the first one payed 200 dollars then another one came and the second payed 500 dollars finally a third one came and the third girl knew what she would do she reached into her wallet... and swiped her credit card down his ass!