Stripper Jokes / Recent Jokes

Today, the news reported that women with enhanced breasts had higher rates of death from psychiatric disorders. That's why there are no stripper retirement homes.

Remember kids!


Uncle Dave says please don't take your guns to the strip club.

Three children were being tutored, Billy Blue, William Orange and Fanny Green. One day, the tutor stopped and asked the children what they wanted to be when they grew up. Billy Blue said, "I want to be a milkman." William Orange said, "I want to be a postman". Fanny Green said "I want to be a stripper." The tutor was obviously shocked but thought, fair enough,.

Years later, Billy Blue and William Orange met up. Billy was a milkman and William was a postman. They decided to go to a stripper club. After a few minutes Billy said, "O my God, is that Fanny Green?" William replied, "Nah, it's just the lighting"

The AD of Duke is hurt after his son crashed his boat, the son claims he was distracted by a black stripper.

A Cape Cod man was arrested yesterdayafter repeatedly trying to look into a public restroom. Three yearsago he was arrested for the same thing outside a local strip club.Authorities are trying to figure out if he is a pervert or justreally cheap.