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A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, one older worker had had enough."Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that other building that you won't be able to wheel back.""You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO. Atomic weight:' Don't even go there'. Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element: MAN. Symbol: XY. Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50). Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct electricity as well as younger samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to more...

1- Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
3- Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4- Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5- Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6- Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
7- Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a
woman.
8- Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
9- Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
10- Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
11- Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
everybody did?
12- New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
13- California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
14- Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
15- EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going.
16- KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
17- Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
18- Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
19- Cambells Soup more...

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.

Chemical analysis of human elementsElement name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: `Don`t even go there`.Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turnsslightly green when placed next to a better specimen.Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.Element: MAN.Symbol: XY.Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50).Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct electricity as well as younger samples.Chemical more...

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there."

Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, "Shure, an' Oi can't do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi'll have to get some help."

As Mick was leaving, Paddy called "Mick! Mick! D'ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?"

Which condom would you use?
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>Nike Condoms: Just do it.
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>Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
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>Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
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>Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
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>Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
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>Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
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>Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
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>Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
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>Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
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>Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
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>Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
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>New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey... you never know.
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>California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
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>Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
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>KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
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>Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
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>Lays Condoms: more...