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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.
Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.
Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Three blondes were stuck on an island. then, a magic ferry appeared and gave them each a wish. The first one asked to be really smart, so the ferry turned her into a red head and she swam off the island. The second blonde asked to be even smarter, so the ferry turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and sailed off the island. The third blonde asked to be smartest of them all and the ferry turned her into a man and he walked across the bridge.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?"Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third grade.Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test? A: Saliva.Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

Three girls are stuck on a mountain, blonde, red-head, and a brown-haired girl. They all have a dream about a genie. The genie says"The next thing you say, you will become." So the red-head says "Fish" and swims away in the shallow stream. The brown-hairedgirl says "Bird" and flys away.The blonde trips over a rock and says "crap" and turns into a pile of poo!

A bloke is driving around in the Australian bush and because it's Australia his truck has got a' roo bar on the front that protects it if he hits a kangaroo. Suddenly he hits something, so he gets out and sees that there's a pig wedged between his' roo bar and his truck. He tries to get it out but it's stuck tight, so he gets on his CB radio and asks for advice.

"Breaker breaker. I've got a pig stuck behind my' roo bar. How can I get it out?"

A reply comes back. "Just slice open the pig and let the guts spill out. The pig will fall out."

So the guy does this and as predicted the pig falls straight out. "OK, I've cut open the pig and it's out, but now I've got another problem."

"What is it now?" says the bloke on the radio.

"What do I do with his motorcycle and helmet?"