Stung Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"
DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"
MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
Beverly had decided that she would learn to play golf, so she signed
up for and took lessons. After six months of diligent effort she was
ready to play eighteen holes with three of her friends.
Out on the course she was stung by a bee. Fearing an allergic reaction
she hurried back to the clubhouse to find the pro.
I've been stung by a bee! What shall I do?
Where were you stung?
Between the first and second hole!
Beverly, we need to work on your stance...
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. ” I’ve been stung by a wasp” She says. ” Where did it get you? ” He replies”Between the 1st and 2nd hole”"I think your stance must be a little too wide”
The woman golfer called her pro to say that she could not keep her lesson...the pro asked her why...and she explained that she got stung by a bee while playing golf..he asked her where...and she said between the first and second hole...and her pro said i guess that would make it hard on your stance....
A woman was playing golf one afternoon when she sliced into some high grass. When she went to look for her ball, she was stung by a bee. Realizing the possibilities of an adverse reaction, she quickly ran back to the clubhouse. Running up to several men who were standing near the clubhouse, she frantically shouted, "Is anyone here a Doctor? I've been stung by a bee! !! One of the men said, "I'm a doctor, where did you get stung? Rather confused by the question, she said "Between the first and second hole! !! What do you suggest?" The doctor promply replied, "I suggest that next time, keep your legs crossed! !!"
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him." I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"
A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road." The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone. The buyer felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that he be tied to a nearby tree, naked, overnight. If he was stung once he would get the farm for free, but if he wasn't stung then he would pay the farmer double the price. The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to the tree. The next morning the farmer saw the man leaning over and very pale. "Oh no," the farmer thought, "he got stung and now I have to give him the farm!" As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got stung and if he needed a doctor. "No, no, I'm okay I guess," gasped the naked man. "I have no choice, do I? I'll pay you double for the farm... but doesn't that calf have a more...