Stung Jokes

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor." One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?" "I've been stung by a bee." "Oh really, where?" "Between the first and second hole" "Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."

Beverly had decided that she would learn to play golf, so she signed
up for and took lessons. After six months of diligent effort she was
ready to play eighteen holes with three of her friends.
Out on the course she was stung by a bee. Fearing an allergic reaction
she hurried back to the clubhouse to find the pro.
I've been stung by a bee! What shall I do?
Where were you stung?
Between the first and second hole!
Beverly, we need to work on your stance...

The woman golfer called her pro to say that she could not keep her lesson...the pro asked her why...and she explained that she got stung by a bee while playing golf..he asked her where...and she said between the first and second hole...and her pro said i guess that would make it hard on your stance....

A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. ” I’ve been stung by a wasp” She says. ” Where did it get you? ” He replies”Between the 1st and 2nd hole”"I think your stance must be a little too wide”

A woman was playing golf one afternoon when she sliced into some high grass. When she went to look for her ball, she was stung by a bee. Realizing the possibilities of an adverse reaction, she quickly ran back to the clubhouse. Running up to several men who were standing near the clubhouse, she frantically shouted, "Is anyone here a Doctor? I've been stung by a bee! !! One of the men said, "I'm a doctor, where did you get stung? Rather confused by the question, she said "Between the first and second hole! !! What do you suggest?" The doctor promply replied, "I suggest that next time, keep your legs crossed! !!"