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A little boy was watching TV with his mother and saw two bears making love. He quickly asked, "Mom, what are they doing?"
His mother was so stunned, she said, "Making cupcakes, honey."
He got up from the sofa to look out the window. He then looked in his neighbor's window and saw them making love. He quickly asked his mother, who was still sitting on the couch, "Mom, what are they doing?"
"Making cupcakes, honey," she replied.
The little boy turned around and asked, "Mom, did you and daddy make cupcakes on the couch last night?"
Stunned, his mother replied, "Why did you ask me that?"
"Because I licked all the frosting off the couch!" he happily replied.

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed. Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night. And thus it dawns on him that he more...

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day.
Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night.
And thus it dawns more...

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.
To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 LB flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all of the tomatoes individually at 100% profit.
Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night. And thus it more...

A stunning blonde walks into a bar and orders a Coors.
She drinks it all down and then leans back and
passes out against the bar rail.
Then, all the male patrons of the bar proceed
to have sex with her.
She comes to, and walks out of the bar.
A stunned patron said to the bartender, Did you just see that?
Yea he said, she has been doing that for the past 6 weeks, every Friday night
The next Friday, the patron returns to see if he can get in on the action. The Blonde walks up to the bar and orders a Bud Light. Stunned, the bartender asks why the change in brands.
She says, Well, I like the taste of Coors, but every time I drink it, my pussy hurts the next day!