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To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.
There was this guy at a baseball game, and he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but the men's bathroom was all filled up and he couldn't wait.
He looked over at the girl's bathroom and there wasn't a line, so he went in there, entered a stall and sat to go to the bathroom.
He saw 3 buttons. Curious, he pushed the first button and went "ah". He pushed the second button and went "ooo". Finally, when he pushed the third and woke up in the hospital he asked, "What happened?"
The doctor said, "Didn't you know that the third button is an automatic tampn remover?"
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject, the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors:
"Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration?!? That's absurd!"
"No young man, it's sadly true," replied the Teacher smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and said that he found a frog. The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"
The student replied, "It's dead."
The teacher then asked, "How do you know for sure?"
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,' PSST!' and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to his horse and pulls the rock off the man. The man, gratefull as he is, tells the king that he's really a great sorcerer, and gives the king three wishes.
The king looks at the Sorcerer and says "OK, then I wish to be immortal", the sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done." The king takes a knife and stabs himself and nothing happens, then he says "OK, then I want my horse to be immortal." The sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done". The king, happy as can be, stabs his horse and nothing happens, then he says "OK, then I want my horses genitals." The sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done".
The king, still happy, jumps on his horse and rides back to his castle, in the doorway he meets his friend Peter, jumps off the horse and tells Peter that he's now immortal. Peter laughs, but more...
You’re so stupid when someone told yo mama jokes you said, “Stop talking about my mom!!!!! ”