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A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop
stuttering, but he doesn't succeed. Finally, he goes to a
world-renowned doctor for help.
The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem.
Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much that it is
pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter."
"Wa-wa-wa-what's the c-c-c-cure, d-d-d-doctor?" asks the man.
"We have to cut off 6 inches," replies the doctor.
The man thinks about it and, eager to cure his stuttering,
agrees to the operation.
The operation is a success, and the man stops stuttering. Two
months later, he calls the doctor and tells him that since he
had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped
him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the
doctor to operate to put the six inches back on.
Not hearing anything on other end of the line, the man repeats
himself, more...
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."
The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.
There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor more...
Guy goes into a bar. Bartender says "what'll ya have, fella?"
Guy says: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."
Barkeep fills the order, hands it to the guy, who says "th-th-th-th-th-thanks."
Barkeep leans over the counter, motions to the guy, looks left & right, and whispers "Friend, I know this ain't none of my business, but you know, I used to stutter a whole lot. But my wife found the cure. You interested?"
"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sure|" says the Guy. Barkeep looks again, left & right.
"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all *kinds* of magical, passionate, kinky sex on me and with me and I was cured right then and there"
Guy thanks the bartender, tips him generously, and leaves. A week later the guy comes back into the bar.
"What'll it be tonight, Friend?" asks the barkeep.
Guy: "Yes, my good man, more...
A guy walks into his doctor`s office and says, "Ddddoc, I`ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III`m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"
The doc says, "Well, I`ll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I`m pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
The doc says,"It`s your penis. It`s about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"
The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor`s office and says, "Thanks Doc. You`ve solved more...
One day a man went to the doctor's office with a stuttering problem.
"Hhhey dddocc, ccann yoou hhhelp mmmee wwwithh mmmmy st-st-uttering ppproblem?"
The doc replied, "Sure. Sit down."
The doctor then examined the man and in a low voice he told the man, "Your penis is so bit that the sheer weight of it is pulling on your vocal cords, and therefore causing you to stutter."
"Iiss ttthere aaannnyytthing tthat yyou ccan dddooo ttoo ffixxx iiit?", asked the man.
"I can surgically remove about 8 inches," replied the doctor.
The guy said, "Ddddoo wwhattever yyyou ccan tto hheelp mmme bbbeeccaauusse tthhis ststutterinngg iiss ddrrivviinngg mmee ccrrazzyy."
So the doc goes through with the opperation, and his stuttering stops. Two months later, the man comes back to the doctor's office with a question.
"Hey doc, the operation helped my stuttering, but my sex life sucks. Can you reverse the more...
One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor. "D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?"
"Hop on to the table, and I'll give you an exam."
After the physical was over, the doctor told his patient that he thought he knew what the cause of his problem was.
"It seems that your penis is too long. There is a simple surgery that can be done to correct it, but your sex life might be greatly affected."
"I d-d-d-don't c-c-c-care. I'll d-d-d-do anyt-t-thing it t-t-takes."
So the man went in for surgery, and it was sucessful. He came back into the doctor's office a couple of weeks later.
"Doctor, I don't stutter anymore, but my girlfriend's really mad at me. Do you think that there's any way to get it reattached?"
"I d-d-d-don't t-t-t-think s-s-s-so"
One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor.
"D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?"
"Hop on to the table, and I'll give you an exam."
After the physical was over, the doctor told his patient that he thought he knew what the cause of his problem was.
"It seems that your penis is too long. There is a simple surgery that can be done to correct it, but your sex life might be greatly affected."
"I d-d-d-don't c-c-c-care. I'll d-d-d-do anyt-t-thing it t-t-takes."
So the man went in for surgery, and it was sucessful. He came back into the doctor's office a couple of weeks later.
"Doctor, I don't stutter anymore, but my girlfriend's really mad at me. Do you think that there's any way to get it reattached?"
"I d-d-d-don't t-t-t-think s-s-s-so"