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How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
1, 392:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently,

4 to complain that they were happy with the old one,

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs,

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs,

53 to flame the spell checkers,

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list,

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames,

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt. lite. bulb,

203 to demand that cross posting to alt. grammar, alt. spelling and alt. more...

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331
to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
to flame the spell checkers
to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** more...