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Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a more...

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However,
recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't
emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers.
The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the
existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark
is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs
suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is
less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark
sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot
have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things,
dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer
suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark more...

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house more...

Q. Why did God give man a penis? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up! Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for? A. Its Braille for "suck here." Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull? A. Lipstick. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. How is a women like a condom? A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q. What's the difference between a' 90's woman and a computer? A. A' 90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

A lady jumps off 85 silver springs buildin,
A guy catches her on 7th floor and say "if i save u
will u suck my dick she says "ewwwww.. no". So he
lets her go. Den a next guy catches her on da 6th
floor she goes" i wont suck your dick" so he lets
her go. Den a guycatches her on da 5th floor and
she goes: save me and i'll suck your dick"he "go ewwws"
and lets her go.

A young woman is standing on the balcony of her apartment admiring the view, when she slips and falls over the side. She is caught a few floors down by a man who happens to also be out on his balcony.
"Oh, thank you," says the young woman, to which the man replies, "Do you suck?" "No!" says the horrified young woman, so he drops her.
She falls down some more floors when she is once again caught by a man who's out on his balcony.
"Oh, thank you," she says, to which he replies, "Do you fuck?" "No!!" she says, once again shocked. He too drops her.
As she is falling, she prays for one last chance. A third man who's standing on his balcony catches her.
Quickly, she yells to the man, "I Suck, I Fuck!"
"Slut!" he says, as he drops her.

Q. What's the difference between a pay cheque and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. Why did God give women nipples.
A. To make suckers out of them.

Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q. What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.

Q. What's a clitoris?
A. A hood ornament.

Q. What's the only bad thing about the 69 position?
A. The view.

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here."

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their more...