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A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots a guy carrying two suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time.The guy replies "Sure, which country?"The fella asks, "How many countries have you got?" to which the man replies, "All the countries in the world!""Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there.""That's nothing," the man says. "This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!""Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one. You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?""Well, actually the novelty has worn off for me, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours."The watchless traveler can hardly whip out his checkbook fast enough more...
Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?"
Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says.
"Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little.
"Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 largest metropolises.
He hits a few buttons and from somewhere on the watch a voice says "The time is eleven' til six" in a very West Texas accent. A few more buttons and the same voice says something in Japanese. Jake continues "I've put in regional accents for each city". The display is unbelievably high quality and the voice is simply astounding.
The stranger is struck dumb with admiration. "That's not all", says Jake. He pushes a more...
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because theyre headcases.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because theyre headcases!
This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6: 00 but he has forgotten his
watch, so he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases
and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he askes him for the time. The guy replies "Sure, which
country?" Our fella asks "How many countries have you got?" to which the reply is "All the countries
in the world!"
"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television
channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one. . . You wouldn't consider selling it by
any chance?"
"Well, actually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours!"
Our watchless traveller more...