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Few years ago the Russian foreign minister, the American foreign minister and the Srilankan foreign minister were talking about their background.

The Russian FM said, "We were the first in space and now we are trying an another planet"
American FM said, "We were the first on the moon and now we are trying Mars"
Then the Sriankan minister said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
Then the other two looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you’ll burn up!" said Russian FM. You stupid? Asked American FM.
SriLankan FM replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!!!"

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one.

"Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate' til they could eat no more.

"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree", said the first one.

"Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", said the second.

"O. K." said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun.

No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one. "
Me, too", said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate' til they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.
"Me neither, let's just lay here and
bask in the warm sun", said the second.
"OK" said the first.
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.
As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Sunday, November 29, 1992The Ontario Press Council dismissed a complaint filed by Allan Sorensen against the Toronto Sun, which had reported that Sorenson had choked his ex-girlfriend. Sorensen's complaint was that his reputation was damaged because the Sun engaged in "speculation" that he had used only one hand to choke her (the other being forced into her mouth). In fact, he said he used both hands.

Banta -Santa lets go to the sun.
Santa -It will be hot.
Banta -So what we will go at night.

There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat. He returned just before dinner and then went out again until the sun fell. He then went to drink alone in the bar until midnight. The next morning, he awoke before five and was out again on the lake before the sun came up. This went on for three days. The manager of the hotel started wondering about the man and took him aside." What's wrong? Most newlyweds can't keep their hands off each other. But you hardly spend any time with her. You're always out on the lake fishing." "Yeah. I like women. But my wife, she has gonorrhea." "Oh! I understand. But still, a man has urges. And there are other ways, like...""Yeah. I've thought of having anal sex with her, but you know... she has diarrhea." "Ah, yes. I can see more...

Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!