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THE IMPORTANT THINGS LIFE TEACHES US
1. Most Important Question.
During a students second month in a nursing school, the professor gave them a pop quiz. The students were a conscientious group and had breezed through the questions, until they read the last one:
What is the name of the women who cleans the school?
Surely this was some kind of joke they thought. They had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark hared and in her 50s, but how would they know her name?
They handed in their papers leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count towards the quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." They never forgot that lesson. They also learnt that the cleaning woman's name was Dorothy.
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One day a boy was going to a fancy dress party, he was going as a cowboy. He had his hat, his vest, his boots and his two guns. On the way to the fancy dress party he decided to get a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top. So he said to the lady behind the counter, "can I please have a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top!!"

The lady behind the counter replied " would you like your nuts crunched" and then the boy drew out his two guns and said "would you like your tits blown off!!"

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?"

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his handout of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it. "How much is a dish of plain ice cream?" he inquired.

Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she said brusquely.

The little boy again counted the coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away.

The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed. When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, more...

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

When Creighton was five years old and still hadn't uttered a single word, his parents decided to take him to a doctor. To make sure the boy was in a good humor, his mother made him an ice cream sundae. But she was so anxious about the appointment that she served him shaving cream instead of whipped cream. Taking a bite, Creighton suddenly spit out the food and snarled, "Hey, this sundae is terrible!"
His parents looked at him with astonishment. "Son," his father said, "you can speak! Why didn't you ever talk before?"
Creighton replied, "Everything's been fine till now."