Coins Jokes

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1, 000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that more...

The Bank of Jamaica is releasing commemorative gold and silver coins with the late Bob Marley’s likeness on them. The British Royal Mint will print 1,000 coins to be sold at $100 each... or 10 dime bags.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of coke pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of coke keep coming out. A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?"
The Blonde replied, "SCRAM! Can't you see I'm winning?"

The U.S. Mint hopes U.S. presidents can succeed where Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea failed as they release new dollar coins featuring George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
The dollar coins featuring female figures were viewed as being worth only 70 cents.

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