"The Franklin Mint" joke
New from the Franklin Mint: American Coins of the 1970's.
Over ten million US Coins were minted in the 1970's and now,
through the Franklin Mint, you can collect them all.
Each coin has been crafted in a genuine American mint. Note
the stunning clarity of the ridges on the side of the Washington
quarter, the intricate lettering on the Roosevelt dime, and the
crystal clear appearance of Lincoln's beard on the penny.
Every month, a set of six coins will be sent to you. Each
coin will be mounted on a hermetically sealed page, designed
to last for thousands of years to come. You may elect to
keep the set and pay $19.95, or you may cancel at any time.
The 1970's are since gone, but American Coins of the 1970's
will be treasured for years to come. This offer is available
for a limited time, so order your set now!
Operators are standing by at 1-800-555-1212. Call now!
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