Mint Jokes

Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! Thats all right.... now its a mint with a hole!

New from the Franklin Mint: American Coins of the 1970's.
Over ten million US Coins were minted in the 1970's and now,
through the Franklin Mint, you can collect them all.
Each coin has been crafted in a genuine American mint. Note
the stunning clarity of the ridges on the side of the Washington
quarter, the intricate lettering on the Roosevelt dime, and the
crystal clear appearance of Lincoln's beard on the penny.
Every month, a set of six coins will be sent to you. Each
coin will be mounted on a hermetically sealed page, designed
to last for thousands of years to come. You may elect to
keep the set and pay $19.95, or you may cancel at any time.
The 1970's are since gone, but American Coins of the 1970's
will be treasured for years to come. This offer is available
for a limited time, so order your set now!
Operators are standing by at 1-800-555-1212. Call now!

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots.
On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.
Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied, "Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call....' Ted's or Hale's'."