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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed was a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."
The next day the wife not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work once more and there laid out on the bed was a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party."
By this time the wife is irrate, so the next morning she goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work there laid out on the bed are three items. In one neat pile is a set of three white buttons, another more...
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a pussy." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Wonder woman "SUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE, PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, "
WHY I'LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED"
. SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM, SCREWS HER AND FLYS OUT WITH SUPER-SPEED. SHE YELLS,"
DAMN, INVISIBLE MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?"
THE INVISIBLE -MAN SAYS, "
I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY ASSHOLE HURTS!"
One day, Superman was sweeping through town and saw Catwoman lying on the beach naked. he thought to himself. Well i havent goten any lately, so maybe Ill just do my thing and be gone before she notices.
So Superman does his thing and leaves.
What was that? said Catwoman.
I dont know, but my ass sure hurts! says the Invisible Man.